Friday, May 30, 2008

Sumer Break!

Hello dahlings!

Here is the scoop so far:

Sasha's birthday was yesterday! Happy Birthday!! The FF hosted him a James Bond themed party at Ali's house. Since her parents are out of town they have no knowledge of the party, and all participants were told to keep there mouths shut. What I am curious about is the fact that around 10 all the boys left but Sasha. So it was only him, all the girls (with the exception of Julie) and an empty house for an hour before his ride arrived. OoO. What a man.

Julie was unable to attend Bond Night because she was already at NAU. Her orientation started on Wednesday. Yay college! Good Luck!

Today the FF went shopping, and while they were out the alarm at Ali's house went off. So they rushed home, expecting to find the police at the doorstep. Luckily the PoPo was not awaiting them. Still I wonder what caused the alarm to ruin a perfectly good afternoon. Probably the Demon Cat. They also stopped by Hannah's house to drop off some cake for Ben. Were those the ball from Sasha's penis cake?

Eliza was not with the rest of the girls today. She had to babysit all day and then she was planning to attend a graduation party at Z Mansion tonight. The theme was Roaring 20's, complete with costumes, flappers and speak-easys.

We all know about Eliza's birthday party this Monday. It seems like it is going to be awesome. At her house, 7-11. There will be a band there too! Grandmother's Smoking Club, (check out there myspace) will be playing. What I am more interested in is her crushes, both of which will be in attendence.

Have gossip? Do share.
MHAW
SPY Girl

Monday, April 7, 2008

Friday, March 14, 2008

Names

Hello. Here is the news. The SPY movie night has been canceled. Michael's parents will be out of town. of course I don't see why we can't still have it. Why do we need parents? We are a trustworthy bunch.
BB, Mrs.G, B, LC and L will be going shopping together this weekend. Hmm I wonder what they will be getting at Party America? Then the plan is that they will go to the DFP's poetry slam at 7. I am excited for it.
NAMES! I am bored and we all know who we all are anyways so why bother?

LC: Lewis and Clark; KATIE
L: Lexi; Ali
B: Beauty; Hannah
S: Snow White; Eliza
Mrs.G: Mrs. Grint; Julie
BB: Big Bird; Kate
A: Asian; Michael S.
DFP: The Dashing French Pilgrim; Judiah
BFG: The Big Friendly Giant; Bigm
Shhhhhh: Sssshhhhhhh; Sasha
QE: Queen of England; Charlotte
MA: Maz Attack; Max
C: Celia; Celia
AW: Alice in Wonderland; Alice
BW: Buddy Wolf; Ben

Did I forget anyone?

SPYgirl

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Today

Hey guys.First off I want to apologize that I haven't updated in a while.
Let me fill you in one what is happening. A is in California. He is on a choir trip and it seems it going on roller coasters. Realy? Is this the same boy who wouldn't go on ski trip because of a fear of heights? He left on Sunday, thus missing choir practice. Since there is no practice on Sunday. Lets hope he is ready for Palm Sunday and Easter!!

The FF went out to lunch on Sunday. L asked the choir director to push practice back a half an hour. S and B were spotted writing on the board for choir and eating lots of cake... They went to Chopped and had quite a discussion it seems. When they exited B was apologizing, did she say something mean again, and S was looking concerned. LC was just staring off into space...

ALICE. It ended up only B, LC, Mrs.G and the BFG went. They all came out smiling and saying it was trippy though. Hmmmmmm. Maybe I should have seen it too.

Who wants me to tell what the code names mean? And who they belong to? Anyone?
Comments = LOVE
SPYgirl

Friday, March 7, 2008

This Weekend

Hello!
So here are this weekends plans so far. B, L, LC and Mrs.G are all going to see Alice at Ironwood on Saturday at 7. It looks pretty awesome! If anyone else wants to come just show up at B's house before 7. 
The SPY Lenten supper was lots of fun! I heard that BB was being fought over. But then who wouldn't want a piece of that? After all, you can't have your BB and eat it too!
LC has her first day at her job today! Who wants to visit her at Mildred and Dildred? She will probably be extremely embarrassed if you do.... all the more reason to!
Next Saturday is a POETRY SLAM for the BFG! I know I want to go... anyone else?

Remember, I want to know it all!
SPYgirl

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Gossssip

Hey. Sorry I have been gone for so long. Life takes time.
So much has happened!! First let me start out with new news! This Wednesday we have a Lenten Supper! Be there! There shall be good food and good fun. 
I bet everyone wants to know about A and C. Well apparently they kissed this weekend. Awww. But shhhh don't spread it around. The BFG told A about the text C sent B. C was humiliated. And it didn't help that A wouldn't leave the issue alone even when she asked him to. Boys. I suppose we shouldn't have expected more.
S and LC had a sleep over this weekend, while everyone else was on Ski Trip. I wonder what they did.
I know what you all want to know. The gossip. The news. The buzz. SKI TRIP!! 
Where to start! There were a number of wonderful sexual innuendos. Including the classic Ssshhhh line, "I guess I am too big for you." Hee hee hee Ah Ssshhhh we love you. The BFG and BB realized that they think exactly the same way. They said the same thing at the same time numerous times I have heard. They have pronounced themselves "twins".
  B is their half sister, due to a few comments she made at the same time as them. The actually skiing was interesting. B did a face plant and a flip. But what she is telling everyone about are the hot snowboarders.... MA had an awesome fall. It was given a 6. The BB said "Screw this!" To the last extremely steep last run of the day. So she slid down on her butt. The BFG answers to KITTEN. So we have a new nickname for him...
Want more? Give me more!
SPYgirl

PS: Want more pictures? Check out L's facebook!



Monday, February 25, 2008

Today

Hey guys. Sorry I haven't updated in a few days. Here is the news...
A is sick. Apparently he got a fever from surfing. Interesting. Why surf in the Pacific in Santa Barbara this time of year? The water is less then 55 degrees. And knowing our A I doubt he wore a wet suit. Geez. I bet he was hypothermic. Anyone remember at B's birthday party when it was like 90 degrees and he turned bright blue?
LC got that job at Mildred and Dildred. She is only going to work one day a week, on Friday's. Anyone want to stop by on her first day and say Hello?
B, L, BFG, MA, BB, Shhhh and DFP are going to Sunrise this weekend. Ski trip! There is nine feet of snow! BFG was on Sunrise over Rodeo. You can tell by the sunburn.

 SPYgirl

Friday, February 22, 2008

A Quick Review

The DFP was sweet enough to record his Harry Potter Erotic Fan Fiction poem. 

I LOVE it. It is absolutely hilarious! I, having been exposed to some HP sex myself, was inwardly giggling like mad. I fully demand everyone go to his next Poetry Slam. 

If you want to listen to the poem go to the link!

You simply must listen to it.

SPYgirl

Futures

So we all know that planning our futures needs to be done soon. Unfortunately. Some of us have already started with college visits, weirdos, and others are getting, gasp, jobs! This unfortunate afflication seems to be spreading throughout all of SPY. Some already have their futures planned. Mrs.G and DFP are both heading up to NAU for college next year. We will miss them!!
B is having fun in California. So far no clashes between her dad and her. Yesterday she toured Pomona and Oxy. Well she simply gushed about Pomona and gagged at Oxy. Today I think she is seeing Westmont. I wonder what her opinion on that will be.
LC had a job interview today at La Encanta. She is applying at that new toy store there, Mildred and Dildred. I hope she gets the job! Can't you just see her throwing "fairy dust" on you as you enter? 
There was also some talk of LC and S getting together for some fun. Anyone know what happened with that?
BW is spending his Rodeo Break doing his three favorite things. Longboarding, Eating and Sleeping. Silly boy...
And A and BFG what is going on with them! No one has filled me in! Did A managed to injure himself again in Cali?  I wouldn't be surprised...
Church this Sunday. I am sure most people are blowing it off. However I wouldn't if I was you. I know most of you merely show up to SPY rather then the actual service. Sunday would be a good day to go to the service. There will be something interesting there....
SPYgirl

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Rooodeo

Want some laughs? Or just want that creepy guy who keeps asking for your number to leave you alone? Call this number: 602-230-4210. Don't worry. It isn't anything bad, or someone's real number. Trust me. It is worth it. I laughed out loud.
Now here is the scoop:
B is leaving for California tonight with her dad. A ten hour drive.... She hasn't packed yet too. 
SW and Mrs.G are staying in town. Paaarty!!

Tell me the gossip!!

SPYgirl

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

The Buzz

Hello. Well I have some gossip. 

Apparently A became frantic today. It seems C wasn't texting him. Trouble in paradise? Well C says that she just was not texting A in class. Who can blame her? We all know how A texts incessently, and if you don't respond within ten minutes you recieve  many worried texts asking "Are you mad at me?????" Silly A. Always the drama queen.

L finally got somewhere with her crush. Literally. Step 2 on the Snogging Scale. Now for those of you who don't know it, or can't remember Step 2 is arm around. Finally.

We all know B's younger brother, BW. He got lunch detention today. Now I am sure you too are wondering, "What is the crime?" I guess he pulled a "That's what she said." joke with G-Berg. One of Ironwood's most ridiculous teachers. She calls her cats while at work.

Rodeo Break! Those four days of freedom. Now exactly what is everyone doing? B is going to Cali with her dad. College visits to Pomona College and Westmont Christian College. A is also traveling to our western state. He is checking out USC. L and LC are both going up to see NAU. Although they are not traveling together. 

More gossip? I want to know....
SPYgirl

Monday, February 18, 2008

Prom Buzz

I have recieved the news on C and A from my source. So of course you all hear it first! A gave C a panda bear (the Asian bear, symbolic of her hugging something else Asian?!) and a Valentines Day card. In the card he asked her to prom. She said yes. And apparently is extremely excited about getting to pick out a dress. But of course, who doesn't love shopping. Now here is the question: Which prom will they go to? IRONWOOD or SALPOINTE

I want to hear more! COMMENT!
SPYgirl

Nothing New

So I don't really have any new gossip. I am sure most of you have heard all of this already.
MA asked AW to prom. I guess they will be going to Catalina Foothills' prom. AW is a sophmore so that cancels out Salpointe's prom.
A asked C to prom too. Is there something in the air? I never found out what her response was. Although I did find it amusing that A saw Step Up 2. Can you say whipped?
S I am sure is all aflutter and nervous. She hasn't had a chance to talk or flirt with her crush since last weekend. That boy certainly flirted with her, however will he make the next move or will she have to summon up her courage and ask him out?
DFP updated his blog. It was all about the Renassiance Fair. Now can't you all picture him dressed as a minstrel?

I hate to beg but.... COMMENT. Please. Also please share any gossip you hear...
SPYgirl

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Valentines Tea


So this afternoon, all the SPY girls were invited over to  tea party. Now now boys. Don't laugh. This one didn't have dolls for guests and serve imaginary tea. It was pretty. You should have seen the table. And the food. YUM. 
All the SPY girls were in attendance. All of them. Mrs.G, B, LC, S, and L were all in the customary pinks and reds. Exactly what one would expect for a Valentines Tea. Although all were surprised to see BB in a dress. Well. It was a dress, but as we all know she is one to go against the flow. It was a black dress with a blazer. Much more suitable for a job interview, as she said herself.  

After tea and, my favorite part, gossip we all went onto Mrs.G's couch. Don't make that dirty! We do that enough already. Her house would be suitable for the next SPY movie night. Her couch is even bigger then B's. 
Rodeo plans? Poetry? Gossip? I want it all. Oo and check out the pictures. I love having my own spies in SPY.
SPYgirl
 PS: L got a little sleepy. No doubt the drive back to her home was exciting. We shall just have to see what LC and S say. 

Where We Are Now

Hello.
So I doubt that this will be of any interest to anyone not in SPY. However to those of us in it, it is the perfect way to keep up on the gossip. Now everyone will be under misnomers, but you will have to discover who is whom on your own.
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A is going out with C. Although she is not a member of SPY we like her. S is still in love with a certain hunch-backed boy. Anyone else see the Secret Garden at UHS? L is yet to give up her crush on that Mexican, er, I mean Puerto Rican sophomore. Pedophile. Mrs.G's boyfriend that lovable shy Patrick got asked her to her own prom. Now if only she actually wanted to go... The DFP had a successful poetry slam. I want to hear that erotic poem. Post it! The BFG is going to Peru. Still. B probably managed to insult all the visiting middle schoolers at church today. When will that girl learn to think before she speaks? Too bad about mother actually turning out to be her Dad. Can you say family counseling? I was impressed with SHHH as Jesus in Chalice Players. But I didn't see him afterwards. Where did he disappear off to? LC sounded like a smoker today. It is probably a good thing she didn't attempt to sing. Although she did well playing opposite Jesus. Although, is that a hard role to fill? I really liked seeing MA standing up for his sister at the Rite 13 ceremony. Aw. He is so cute. Alas our fearless leader QE was missing today. She had the flu. That seems to be going around doesn't it? L  had it last night and LC missed school because of it. And finally BB, our hilarious friend, was abandoned by her parents. Again. Honestly does her family not know her at all? And although they aren't techincally members of SPY don't be surprised to hear about the members of J2A. I mean AW IS going out with MA. 

I simply love gossip. So tell me all. And I still want the Erotic poem. I am sure we all would love to read it. 
SPYgirl